Bible Humor

 

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

 

A. Sampson. He brought down the house.

 

 

Bible Humor

Q. Who as the greatest female financier in the bible?

A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Bible Humor

 

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah, he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Bible Humor...

Let's try some daily bible humor...

Kiddo's grandfather shared this with her and it was too funny to not share with you as well.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?

A. Ruthless



Just for fun... Science...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We are studying bacteria in biology. Kiddo figured out a full proof method of preventing bacteria from reproducing. It is called Germ-X. She cleaned her hands with Germ-x and allowed we didn't need to read any more about bacteria.
What a goof!

A Little Thanksgiving Humor...

Quick, run Pumpkin, you still have time to get away...HURRY!!!!

Lost in Papers



If I come up missing this is where you will find me.

Does anyone else find themselves in this situation? I knew I had a problem, but didn't realize how bad it was until this morning. Oh my, this is a job that I didn't even realize I had to do. I guess I better add sortin through mail and filing it to my to do list this week. I am slowly finding my desk this morning though but that paper pile is getting higher in the process. AHHHHHH!

Are you having a Monday?

I think this guy is having a Monday. He is having and upside down day too.

I totally laughed out loud!! I so had to share this here for those of you who could use some laughter today as well.

How many feet are in a yard?

Dad and Duck were talking to each other when Dad asks Duck, "Do you know how many feet are in a yard?" She ponders a minute and looks to me for some guidance. She has a look on her face that she should know this answer, but where is it when she needs it. Hummmmm, do I tell Dad I don't know or do I just give an answer?  Reluctantly she answers 3? Dad says no. Then she looks at me with a more puzzled look. Dad answers, "It depends on how many people are standing in it."
Hope you laughed as much as we did.